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Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:03 am
donkeyloff: I'm gonna be a movie star in a B Movie

Donkeyloff in Gun Clarinet
In this fully-fledged kill-fest, donkeyloff (Parker Posey) is a shady mercenary with a pet squirrel. She has to silence frodosgoosegirl (Nicole Kidman) before her nemesis jedifunk (Sean Connery) kidnaps her. Wasting no time, she makes her presence known in his hidden zepplin. Winner of two Academy Awards, including Best Plot Alternative.
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